Snarky Campaigns for Pets, Kids and Other Dictators.
Making pets, children and other dependents look strangely electable.
4.9/5 from smug neighbors
- Looks official, reads ridiculous
- Name it for your dog or kid
- HOA-approved chaos
- Free US shipping
- Weatherproof snark
- Double-sided disrespect
- Confuse your neighbors
- Curb-appeal comedy
Select your party.
Pets or Kids. Then nominate your candidate, pick a platform, and pass a few measures. They already have the votes.
The sitting government
Pets
Usually a dog. Always winning. Name the candidate. Then pick their poster, their platform, or what's on the ballot.
No term limits
Kids
Unelected. Unopposed. Still awake. Name the candidate. Then pick their poster, their platform, or what's on the ballot.
Curb testimony
Neighbors have feelings about these
“Three cars slowed down to read it and one guy reversed. My HOA president waved. She has no idea what she endorsed.”
Dana R.
Cul-de-sac menace
“Bought it as a joke. Now it's the most-photographed object on my street. The sign has more followers than me.”
Marcus T.
Reluctant influencer
“Survived a hailstorm, two sprinkler cycles, and my father-in-law's opinions. Still crisp, still snarky.”
Priya S.
Verified lawn owner