Fine print, funny edition

FAQ

Do they actually look like campaign signs?
From the street, yes. Bold type, clean layout, curb-distance colors. The joke only lands when someone gets close enough to read.
What size are the signs?
24 × 18 inches, double-sided, with an H-stake included. They ship flat and are ready to plant.
Will they survive weather?
They're printed for outdoor use. Rain, sprinklers, and the occasional hailstorm are part of the job description.
How long does shipping take?
Printful prints each sign to order. Most orders ship in 2–4 days after we send the job, then tracking shows up on your order page and in email.
Can I return a sign?
If it arrives damaged or we printed the wrong joke, email us the order number and photos. We reprint or refund. Change-of-heart returns are tougher once a sign has been in a yard.