Fine print, funny edition
FAQ
- Do they actually look like campaign signs?
- From the street, yes. Bold type, clean layout, curb-distance colors. The joke only lands when someone gets close enough to read.
- Can I put my dog's or kid's name on a sign?
- Yes, on the ones marked Customize. Type the name on the product page and the preview updates before you add it to the cart. Some campaign signs also let you pick the year.
- What size are the signs?
- 24 × 18 inches, double-sided, with an H-stake included. They ship flat and are ready to plant.
- Will they survive weather?
- They're printed for outdoor use. Rain, sprinklers, and the occasional hailstorm are part of the job description.
- How long does shipping take?
- The $49 price includes standard shipping in the US. Each sign is printed to order, so print usually takes a few business days before it leaves the shop. Most orders arrive in about 7–10 business days. When it ships, tracking shows up on your order page and in email. Expedited shipping speeds up transit after printing and is optional at checkout.
- Do you ship to Canada?
- Not yet. We only ship inside the United States. Canadian GST/HST and cross-border shipping would eat the joke, and the margin.
- Do you have discount codes?
- If you have a code, enter it on the Stripe checkout page. We do not publish current codes here.
- Can I send a sign as a gift?
- Yes. Check This is a gift at checkout and add a short note. We hide the price and put your message in the box. Receipts still go to the buyer’s email.
- Can I cancel an order?
- Email info@yardsnark.com with your order number before we send it to print. Once production starts, we cannot pull it back. If we cancel it, you get a confirmation email and the refund starts moving. If the sign already shipped, we are in reprint-or-refund territory only if it arrived damaged or we printed the wrong joke.
- Can I return a sign?
- If it arrives damaged or we printed the wrong joke, email us the order number and photos. We reprint or refund. Change-of-heart returns are tougher once a sign has been in a yard.