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Name the candidate.

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Unelected. Unopposed. Still awake. Name the candidate.

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Candidate

The Candidate

11 signs

Toddler 2026

Kids

Toddler 2026

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Oliver 2026

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Oliver 2026

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Riley 2026

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Riley 2026

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Emma 2026

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Emma 2026

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Noah 2026

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Noah 2026

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Ava 2026

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Ava 2026

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No Experience, Strong Opinions

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No Experience, Strong Opinions

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A Fresh Voice

Kids

A Fresh Voice

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Change You Can Smell

Kids

Change You Can Smell

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Running on Milk

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Running on Milk

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Small Candidate, Big Demands

Kids

Small Candidate, Big Demands

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Platform

The Platform

7 signs

In This House, We Believe: Sleep Is A Rumor

Kids

In This House, We Believe: Sleep Is A Rumor

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In This House, We Believe: No Means Maybe

Kids

In This House, We Believe: No Means Maybe

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In This House, We Believe: Matching Socks Are Optional

Kids

In This House, We Believe: Matching Socks Are Optional

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In This House, We Believe: Fair Does Not Mean Identical

Kids

In This House, We Believe: Fair Does Not Mean Identical

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In This House, We Believe: Wi-Fi Is A Human Right

Kids

In This House, We Believe: Wi-Fi Is A Human Right

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In This House, We Believe: Saturday Starts At Six

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In This House, We Believe: Saturday Starts At Six

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In This House, We Believe: Good Enough Is Good

Kids

In This House, We Believe: Good Enough Is Good

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Ballots

The Ballot

4 signs

No on Measure Bedtime

Kids

No on Measure Bedtime

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Yes on Prop 3 A.M.

Kids

Yes on Prop 3 A.M.

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Yes on Measure N.A.P.

Kids

Yes on Measure N.A.P.

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No on Prop P: Hard Pants

Kids

No on Prop P: Hard Pants

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